Sunday, June 22, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
HNT
Hello Swimmers,
Well this week is rushing by like a blurr. It's not been all bad. But it sure as hell hasn't been all good either. I can't wait for the weekend. I'm planning a little LG party. Just let me know if you want an invite.
For a more clear view go see Osbasso he can always guide the way.
Later Swimmers!
Wednesday Wierdness
Hello Swimmers,
Yeah, I actually completed this post with less than an hour left in Wednesday. Sorry Amorous Rocker I tried. It was just employment that kept me from finishing before now.
Wednesday Weirdness #8
1. Have you ever rode in a stolen car? What would you do if, in the middle of going somewhere, found out that the driver had stolen the car you were riding in?
To my knowledge I've never went for a ride in a stolen vehicle. If however I found out that one that I was riding within was stolen I think the first few words would be "Pull the f' over so I can get the hell outta here. I'm not going to jail with your sorry ass." I would then delete this person from my knowledge, COMPLETELY. Going to jail is not something I really care to try out.
2. What is the most amount of money you've spent in a sex shop or porn store at one time? If you've never been to a porn store or sex shop, why?
Well I've never been to a true porn shop and spent money cause the Internet is cheaper and I've never needed my porn articles which bad enough to go by them right then and there. I did purchase a couple of pairs of real police issue handcuffs once. At the pawn shop. They chuckle and seemed to knows exactly why I was making the purchase. They were right.
3. What is the most annoying thing about one of your closest friends?
That they seem to know EVERYTHING. Even things I know they DON'T KNOW. They are a single parent and I think it's that I've got to know all and do all. Yes, this would be a woman.
4. Have you ever taken someone's prescription medication with or without them knowing and used it for recreational purposes?
Yeah, one of the kiddos got some percocet prior their oral surgery. They sure did take the stress away quickly and better than Viagra!
5. What is at least one thing you are you insecure about?
My height. I'm under 6' which just bugs me. I'm not 5' 6" or anything. I'm 5'10" which still isn't 6'. It's not a biggie but it is the one thing that I can't really do anything about.
6. What are some things that you prefer to do alone?
Grocery shop. After working in a grocery store through school I don't need any bull shit (spouse) or extras not on the list shit (kiddos) so just back the F' off and give me the list. I have my own method and you couldn't out shop me on your best day so give it up. Also I know when to shop and you wouldn't go then anyway. Saturday morning 5:45-6:45 AM!, Saturday. It is the biggest grocery day in the U.S. and all the specials will be there. SHE always wants to go on Sunday afternoon and that's when there ain't SHIOT left. It's already been picked over and most price changes happen Sunday so they will not be getting another full grocery truck til Monday night. Grocery purchasing class is over.
7. How would you react if you found out the anonymous babe who writes all your favorite sexy posts on her blog is really your mother?
Uhhh.... it would definitely effect me a little. It might not totally surprise me. My mom is pretty young in comparison to my age. And a long term on-line friend of mine had a son almost my age when we first met almost 12 years ago. ( She passed away a few years back from cancer. )
Later Swimmers!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
TMI & TOT
Hello Swimmers!
Well I've been running around like a LifeGuard without a whistle lately and I must apologize for not being able to comment as much as normal. I try to pop in and look at most of my favorite blogs but at times it's been really difficult. I've picked up a couple of other aquatic duties this summer which have been fun and challenging but eat up that much more time. My days start about 6:00am and I'm usually leaving the last pool of the day at around 9:45pm. All that time is not on the deck but that is still one long ass day with very little time for much else. Was exposed recently to something new. Open water swimming. These people are crazy. 10K swim! Are you people nuts!? People think I'm crazy running a 5K or 10K and the very rare half-marathon 13.2K but to swim this much and not be in a pool. Constant waves, constant SUN ( hot ass 90 degree sun ). Several folks there were like "Hey LG, are you hear to do this swim?" and I was like "NOPE". New respect for some of my peps.
Black ( bonus if it's shiny...double bonus if you pick it out but let me order it as a surprise gift )
2. Do you have a porn collection?
Somewhat I'm constantly telling myself I'm addicted and I delete everything.
Two weeks later the replacement begins.
3. Do you have any fetishes?
A true fetish I don't really feel I have. I'm just one of those that would say "Sure I'll do that." I think my most common statement when asked something like this is "As long as it doesn't leave any semi/permanent marks that would be next to impossible to explain, I'm game."
4. What is your favorite place to have sex?
THE Bed. But hell I'll try it ( have done it ) anyplace it's offered.
5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?
I really thought I was average for a while and then I found I'm Above Average in comparison to most of the guys I've ever known with a few exceptions, the pure players. I'm fine with that. I've always been pretty picky ( read SAFE ) about my sexual partners.
For Tits On Tuesday I present Lucie Theodorova, mmmmmmm my size/look kinda woman.
yeah, I'm really worried about those heels on that floor.
This is SO that "come over here" look I love.....
Yes, as a matter of fact I do like what I see.
yeah, I'd be on my knees as well.....
I could really just stare at this one all day.....
Eye Candy for others.........
Later Swimmers!
Well I've been running around like a LifeGuard without a whistle lately and I must apologize for not being able to comment as much as normal. I try to pop in and look at most of my favorite blogs but at times it's been really difficult. I've picked up a couple of other aquatic duties this summer which have been fun and challenging but eat up that much more time. My days start about 6:00am and I'm usually leaving the last pool of the day at around 9:45pm. All that time is not on the deck but that is still one long ass day with very little time for much else. Was exposed recently to something new. Open water swimming. These people are crazy. 10K swim! Are you people nuts!? People think I'm crazy running a 5K or 10K and the very rare half-marathon 13.2K but to swim this much and not be in a pool. Constant waves, constant SUN ( hot ass 90 degree sun ). Several folks there were like "Hey LG, are you hear to do this swim?" and I was like "NOPE". New respect for some of my peps.
On with ....
TMI Tuesday
#139
1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?
Black ( bonus if it's shiny...double bonus if you pick it out but let me order it as a surprise gift )
2. Do you have a porn collection?
Somewhat I'm constantly telling myself I'm addicted and I delete everything.
Two weeks later the replacement begins.
3. Do you have any fetishes?
A true fetish I don't really feel I have. I'm just one of those that would say "Sure I'll do that." I think my most common statement when asked something like this is "As long as it doesn't leave any semi/permanent marks that would be next to impossible to explain, I'm game."
4. What is your favorite place to have sex?
THE Bed. But hell I'll try it ( have done it ) anyplace it's offered.
5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
I'm one of those that will begin with lightly scratching maybe and a bit of finger thru the hand. It's all about judging the moment/situation/level of passion. Which is pretty much how I am. This way there is a build up of sorts. Nothing worse than attempting to stop a lit fuse if you know what I mean.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?
I really thought I was average for a while and then I found I'm Above Average in comparison to most of the guys I've ever known with a few exceptions, the pure players. I'm fine with that. I've always been pretty picky ( read SAFE ) about my sexual partners.
For Tits On Tuesday I present Lucie Theodorova, mmmmmmm my size/look kinda woman.
yeah, I'm really worried about those heels on that floor.
This is SO that "come over here" look I love.....
Yes, as a matter of fact I do like what I see.
yeah, I'd be on my knees as well.....
I could really just stare at this one all day.....
Eye Candy for others.........
Later Swimmers!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
HNT
Hello Swimmers!
Well it's really starting to get major busy lately. Professional life is just crazy up and down at the real job. Lots of summer drama and musical chairs. I'm just laying low, getting the job done, not making waves and then running to the pools after my normal day ends and then weekends comes and everything seems to flip-flop. This craziness means not a much time at home and that just adds to the stress in my life. I think I really crave the insanity sometimes. Went things get really slow is when I get edgy. This stress sometimes bleeds over onto the home-front ( read less sex and a VERY horny LifeGuard ).
I may have to take something in hand(s) and if someone doesn't soon.
another lonely morning at work wondering why this didn't
get any attention before leaving home.......
anticipation......... I've got really only ONE thing on my mind....
Later Swimmers!
Well it's really starting to get major busy lately. Professional life is just crazy up and down at the real job. Lots of summer drama and musical chairs. I'm just laying low, getting the job done, not making waves and then running to the pools after my normal day ends and then weekends comes and everything seems to flip-flop. This craziness means not a much time at home and that just adds to the stress in my life. I think I really crave the insanity sometimes. Went things get really slow is when I get edgy. This stress sometimes bleeds over onto the home-front ( read less sex and a VERY horny LifeGuard ).
I may have to take something in hand(s) and if someone doesn't soon.
another lonely morning at work wondering why this didn't
get any attention before leaving home.......
anticipation......... I've got really only ONE thing on my mind....
And then I see that the good folks in Montana are still getting snow!
Maybe Osbasso has some tips for summer/winter HNTing if you need help go see him.
Later Swimmers!
Sunday, June 08, 2008
TMI & TOT
Hello Swimmers!
It's TMI Tuesday once again. Read along for your information and visual pleasures. Please be sure to leave me a comment. It's crazy today so please forgive me if I don't make it by your place.
TMI Tuesday #138
1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Yes, in most cases but the occasional lets fuck like wild animals with no feelings it pretty fun as well.
2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
Me thinks the Magic Wand I bought her ( that has been used on me as well ) set me back about $80.00. Does that make me cheap?
3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Interesting question. (Blush) I've played with Viagra ( didn't do anything but make my nose extremely stuffy ) so I guess the answer is HELL, Yes I'd act like I was drilling for oil in South Georgia if I knew I could without having a gusher of my own.
4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
Most definitely Megan Fox, the actress in Transformers.... MMMMMMM.
I fell something transforming right now.
5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
That I knew was watching? NO, but I've preformed in some pretty semi-public places so who knows who might have been watching.
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
Well I've mentioned it before. We worked together. Had flirted, ALOT. It was her going away party. We left early and partied in her bedroom for the next two days straight. I was in my twenties and she was in her mid thirties and already had been married and had a daughter. She moved away three days later. It was VERY GOOD. I've never heard my name called out like she did.
And for Tits On Tuesday.....
Yeah I know a little young than my normal posts and maybe too young in general. Like anything this young and hot would give some guy my age a second thought. But you know the young MILF if back at the pool and coming on pretty strong for so early in the season so who knows.....
Alternate Eye Candy.........
Later Swimmers!
It's TMI Tuesday once again. Read along for your information and visual pleasures. Please be sure to leave me a comment. It's crazy today so please forgive me if I don't make it by your place.
TMI Tuesday #138
1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Yes, in most cases but the occasional lets fuck like wild animals with no feelings it pretty fun as well.
2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
Me thinks the Magic Wand I bought her ( that has been used on me as well ) set me back about $80.00. Does that make me cheap?
3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Interesting question. (Blush) I've played with Viagra ( didn't do anything but make my nose extremely stuffy ) so I guess the answer is HELL, Yes I'd act like I was drilling for oil in South Georgia if I knew I could without having a gusher of my own.
4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
Most definitely Megan Fox, the actress in Transformers.... MMMMMMM.
I fell something transforming right now.
5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
That I knew was watching? NO, but I've preformed in some pretty semi-public places so who knows who might have been watching.
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
Well I've mentioned it before. We worked together. Had flirted, ALOT. It was her going away party. We left early and partied in her bedroom for the next two days straight. I was in my twenties and she was in her mid thirties and already had been married and had a daughter. She moved away three days later. It was VERY GOOD. I've never heard my name called out like she did.
And for Tits On Tuesday.....
Yeah I know a little young than my normal posts and maybe too young in general. Like anything this young and hot would give some guy my age a second thought. But you know the young MILF if back at the pool and coming on pretty strong for so early in the season so who knows.....
Alternate Eye Candy.........
Later Swimmers!
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
HNT
Hello Swimmers
Well it's been one long hot week there is just a bit left. It will be a crazy day and night not finishing up until sometime Friday morning. I can't wait to lay on my bed totally naked with a huge ( and very strong ) drink and start up the weekend.
Now pop over and see Osbasso for more HNTers!
Later Swimmers!
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